MY OUT-OF-OFFICE IS CURRENTLY ON HIGH ALERT HOODIE

Yo, listen up. This sweet/sick/dope hoodie is your official signal that I'm off the grid, living my best life, and soaking up get more info some sun (or snow, depending on where I am). Don't even try to slide into my DMs or call me unless it's an emergency of epic proportions. I'm relaxing/recharging/unwinding hard and need some serious me time/alo

It's not a metaphor, it's fact. I desire my afternoon dose of brew like a human needs oxygen. Honestly, the idea of starting my day without it gives me unease. Latte doesn't concern much, as long as that bitter flavor hits my mouth. It's not just a drink, it's energy for my being. I am an individual of custom, and that read more ritual is my daily